2005/07/14

AwOL

My CO thought I awol yesterday....to think i help him do so many things
I can't believe he even think about that!!!??
I am now waiting for my video to render finish as usual,
its the NDP mobile column video....
and they probably not gonna use it on National TV.
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Whats with people and contigency plans?
sigh...why singapore so kia su kia see...??
why NKF cheat money?
[I should start NCF- No Cheating Foundation]
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Anyhow, today when we on the way back home [rather ang mo kio]
my buddy and Mr. NDP was chit chatting on the car.
Mr. NDP man was pondering a silly question which seems quite
intelligent while speeding his marron car on 80 trying to kill
us all.....
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below contains some above 21 questions.....
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#BEHOLD#
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NDP king : Who the hell started calling our white liquids SPERM?
[BUDDY laughing ]
Buddy : Dunno lar, why you ask this kind of question, you all siao liao ar?
Me : eh maybe got meaning one leh? maybe stands for;
Super Powerful Energetic Removable Material.
[We all laugh]
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I know it sounds lame but such simple lame jokes gets our life
going on and on and on while those EVIL villians back in
camp make us suffer day and night...
TO HELL WITH DO duty
[CCB]
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But the bottom line is,...
how does the creator of this word manage to find such a disgusting
tone for our wonderful liquid that provides life.
you see you see,
why he cannot call it,
"Beautiful", or "Marvelous"
imagine if last time the person who actually invented the word
"SPERM" calls it "Beautiful" and
the person invented the word "Beautiful" uses the exact meaning
and calls it "SPERM"
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lolx...
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then if that really happen we will be going around saying things like:
" wa...this place very SPERM hor....wa....so SPERM....i wanna come again"
or...
" Wa lan eh,....that girl very SPERM sia...so SPERM..."
lolx..
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The world is actually quite funny..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

wow, thats damn lame but really funny lame words we seldom hear... so miss that lame slut you once are.. whaha.. your blog is so damn sperm, must continue lah! or at least continue to have that sperm drawings posted online.. keep in contact huh!!

thank you to my mama san